The Camera never lies

Get that thing out of my face.

Wait until my hairs in place! 

I’ve got a big spot on my chin.

Don’t take them when  I’m not looking!


The brand new camera bought with glee, 

has quickly become my enemy.

Do I really look like that?

When did my face become so fat?

Sunglasses on and hair all combed,

Now ready for my close up!

But he’s taking pictures of a tree.

The camera never points at me!


At home later looking through,

The pictures from today. 

Surprised to see those pics of me, 

He’s snapped along the way.


No manic grin, no big fat face, 

Hair all neat and in its place! 

They say the camera never lies,

But good old Mcfee at least he tries


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