The pumps spied cheap had brought a leap into my skinflint heart,
near replicas of a big name brand I’d worn till they fell apart.
I bought two pairs so I’d have spares and took them home to try.
They look the same and feel the same as the more expensive buy,
And if they last just half as long, I don’t think I will mind
I’m really very happy with my new “Primani” find
Primark Pumps £8.00
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