I’d loved the skating,
I’d booed the judges,
I’d downloaded the app (5 free votes),
I’d waited with bated breath for the voting to open,
And waited and waited.
I logged into twitter to see if #votingrigged was trending,
It was only then I got my first inkling that I was watching on the plus1 channel,
And I told everyone watching with me, who’d got voted off!